I'm sure this one will get me in trouble. It is offered only
tongue-in-cheek, total accuracy not implied. It seems to be
differentiated on both sides. I'm sure some of them will offend some of you, but I don't than any of you will be offended by all of them. Enjoy.
- · Pelosi: I'd love to pass more laws I haven’t read.
- · Schumer: I’ll do anything I’m told. Also, you note I'm an intellectual.
- · Boehner: I don’t like it.
- · Paul: This is unjust for the people and for the government to enact.
- · Christie: I am for my state no matter what I need to do.
- · Obama: I’m no Dick Cheney.
- · Durbin: I'm a tody from Chicogy.
- · Romney: I believe in the goodness of man.
- · Priebus: I just don’t know what happened.
- · Cheney: We did what we had to. I’m no Obama
- · Palen: I’m against most everything liberal.
- · Santorum: Forget internationalism. Let’s fight gay rights.
- · Alexander: I promise, we make inquiries only with a court order.
- · McCain: We should be more aggressive about supporting whomever.
- · Rubio: Gotta do something to move up the chain.
- · Clinton: What matter does it make now?
- · Kim Jong Un: We want only peace.
- · Ahmadinejad: Our nuclear program is only for peaceful energy.
- · Xi Jinping: We’re not spying on anybody.
- · Putin: Fuck off. We’ll do what we want.
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