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Possible Dream Quotes

I'm sure this one will get me in trouble.  It is offered only tongue-in-cheek,  total accuracy not implied.  It seems to be differentiated on both sides.  I'm sure some of them will offend some of you, but I don't than any of you will be offended by all of them.  Enjoy.

  • ·         Pelosi: I'd love to pass more laws I haven’t read.
  • ·         Schumer: I’ll do anything I’m told. Also, you note I'm an intellectual.
  • ·         Boehner: I don’t like it.
  • ·         Paul: This is unjust for the people and for the government to enact.
  • ·         Christie: I am for my state no matter what I need to do.
  • ·         Obama: I’m no Dick Cheney.
  • ·         Durbin: I'm a tody from Chicogy.
  • ·         Romney: I believe in the goodness of man.
  • ·         Priebus: I just don’t know what happened.
  • ·         Cheney: We did what we had to.  I’m no Obama
  • ·         Palen: I’m against most everything liberal.
  • ·         Santorum: Forget internationalism.  Let’s fight gay rights.
  • ·         Alexander: I promise, we make inquiries only with a court order.
  • ·         McCain: We should be more aggressive about supporting whomever.
  • ·         Rubio: Gotta do something to move up the chain.
  • ·         Clinton: What matter does it make now?
  • ·         Kim Jong Un: We want only peace.
  • ·         Ahmadinejad: Our nuclear program is only for peaceful energy.
  • ·         Xi Jinping:  We’re not spying on anybody.
  • ·         Putin: Fuck off. We’ll do what we want.

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