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With billions of toilet paper rolls hoarded from last year and millions of gallons of gasoline hoarded this year, activists have announced their latest "peaceful protest" weapon of the future.  Recipe: Take a roll of toilet paper soaked in a quart of gasoline. Wrap tightly in foil wrap with toilet paper fuse on the surface. Light and hurl. Burns for hours*.   Call it the Molotov Bathroom Cocktail.  With both gasoline and toilet paper organic, it becomes the Green solution to enlightened change. *Burn time is extended using an oil-gasoline mixture, but this is unacceptable to Green New Deal advocates.

Trust is the currency between peoples.    Destroy trust and you destroy the world. Currently, trust is eroding everywhere, interpersonal, interparty, intercountry, across the world. In the congress, in the press, in the workplace. Trust and love have one common quality.  Once lost, they are near impossible to recover. ---------------------------- Summing up the Reps and Dems.  Problem at hand: Deciding the color of the toilet paper in congressional restrooms.  Solution Reps: Unable to compromise, adjourn for vacation.  Solution Dems: Unable to consider or process request, await decision from leadership. -------------------------- If you watch tennis these days, you will see that every player seems to hit the ball harder than ever, with more spin, and with more skill than ever before. Many come with an entourage of personal coaches.  But the dress is what you first notice, particularly if you’re not a player.  Many of the men dress as though they came to mow the lawn, wor