On Marijuana.   In Colorado, you can get a rocky mountain high.   Sales for pot just hit a new high.   Pot dealers give lessons on pot usage at their in-store “high” schools.   The demand for legalized pot is at a record high.   “High-er” education is now available in legalized-pot states.   After a pot high trip, some come down-town.   Is Colorado still the high-est state?   Nowadays, the pot calls the kettle irrelevant.   It is rumored soon drivers can will be able to shift to a new gear called high-drive.   Did you hear about the kid who got high by weeding the backyard?    Some pot users want killing weed classified as a felony?     AOC (Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez) has created her very own class identity, the Inspired Idiots .   They’re noisy, but insensitive to facts, ready to believe the impossible, and enthusiastic contributors.     Did you know  snarkiness has its own signature?   After a while the apparent cleverness and contempt   of the satire becomes pred...