Politics in America edges ever closer and closer to insanity. It seems that when a politician arrives in DC, they are instructed to leave intelligence behind - and do. They need help - in the form of a GPS direction finder.
The Democrats used their new on board GPS
destination finder with input destination “Victory this fall.”
Their machine first tells them
destination finder with input destination “Victory this fall.”
Their machine first tells them
- “Lean left.” Then
- “Turn left.” Then
- “Veer left.” Then
- “Lurch left.” The
- “Swerve left.” Then
- “Collapse to the left.” Then
- “Go Cuban.” Got it.
Even poor Nancy has been
caught by the new GPS machine.
When Schumer buys-in, the mission is complete.
When Schumer buys-in, the mission is complete.
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The Republicans also bought such a machine,
giving it the same destination. Their machine told them
giving it the same destination. Their machine told them
“Lean this way and that
way and this way and that way and …”
And that’s just what they’re doing.
-----------------------------And that’s just what they’re doing.
Now Trump looks this over and says, you guessed it, "I don't need no stinkin' machine."
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