Congressional Hearings
Have you watched Congressional (or
Senate) hearings lately? I have. They're not pretty. Unlike only a few decades
ago, most Congressional interrogators come armed only with talking points or
staff generated questions. The quality
is usually poor; the delivery automatic; the responses are either submissive or
arrogant.
Television does not help the quality
of the event, diminishing the findings mostly because it gives national exposure.
We offer several categories of
questioners. Most are dedicated to
various forms of grandstanding, emotional displays, partisan attacks, and
irrational utterances. All questioners are given only a few minutes to make
points or make questions. They must be quick. Nimble? Forget that.
The List.
A. Pepper spray – Offering a barrage
of questions giving little or no time for answers.
B. Passion fruit – I feel so intense
about this injustice to the American people and want to make you accountable.
You bad person, you.
C. Gotcha – Explain this horrible
thing you’ve done. Unrelenting charges, often emotional.
D. Campaigner – To make a mini-speech
for the home crowd. Usually prepared.
E. Analytical – To offer well reasoned
questions to gain specific information on the topic at hand. (Rare)
F. New Tune – Use of time to make
points about something completely off-tune from the current subject.
G. Cry baby – To appear to be so choked
up over the issue that even tears issue forth. Halting speech is common.
H. Outrage – Usually this technique is
applied to interrupt another questioner during their allotted time.
>>>What we haven’t seen YET
is a variation of the “Occupy the Hearing” movement, where one party is so
disruptive as to totally the shut down the business of the hearing. This is
coming.<<<
Comments
Post a Comment
Please Comment.