Life Tells You About Age

You know you're getting older when...

• You frequently see commercials featuring a middle-aged woman walking around with a cartoon bladder and selling some medication to help with peeing too often. 
• Indeed, almost every bodily organ has a cartoon avatar helping pitch some medication to fix it.  Look them up! These meds are expensive!  Other medications about sleeping better come one after another. Pillows and snoring too!
• You get by mail ads from the Neptune society - featuring cremation specials. 
• You get multiple requests for getting cash from a reverse mortgage.
• Your kids call you just checking to see if you answer the phone.
• You find yourself with aches and pain in places you never knew had nerve endings.
• You remember you forgot something important, but can't recall what it is.
• You keep a spare key to the house in a hidden place, because you know you'll need it any day now.
• You've seen clothing styles come and go, sometimes three times.
• More items to come if I can remember what they are.