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Anonymous News Network (ANN) – The coulda-shoulda news that prints what causes fits.

Staff:
  • Editor in chief -  to properly decide the political appropriateness of items
  • Innovations news editor – develops articles based on what shoulda been true
  • Creative news editor – develops articles based on what coulda been true
  • Anonymous news editor – processes actual anonymous tips
  • Editorial news editor – to construct editorials based on the creations of editorial staff
  • Safe-space editor – to write articles about personal and group safe spaces
  • Entertainment editor – to follow celebrities through their news releases
  • Tweets editor – to develop short pieces based only on external Tweets. 

Introducing our new “Interview App.”  Download and it will walk you through the interview process. It asks the questions and you give a response. Pictures may be uploaded.  Upstream, our deep learning programs construct an actual interview article fit for print. Subscribe at a modest fee and you may review the process article prior to press-time.  Celebrities get a discount.

We don’t need no stinking editorial ethics board and no resource confirmations. 


Note to Investors: Our parent company, MyNewsViewsInc, has available complete packages with desired political/religious/social slant for your project or network.  
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