Fidget spinners (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fidget_spinner). You know, those little devices that spin when
held between thumb and index finger. Their only function is to spin
around. They are suggested to relieve
stress. Fidget spinners apparently have
a terrible reputation among teachers, who claim they distract students from
learning. Wow! Students distracted from learning? Let’s forget drugs, TV, social media, all simply
minor annoyances. Germany is destroying 77,000 pounds (38 tons) of these
horrible things, i.e. more than half a million of these devil's tools.* Stomp out those fidget spinners and cure our educational problems!
I recommend every member of congress be issued a fidget
spinner This will give them all something useful to do, to relieve their
obvious stresses, and to meet their native abilities.
There is more. These
spinners teach them one basic physics lesson, that of angular momentum.** So, fidget spinners are not only a stress-relieving tool, but they teach basic
science. For many in our Congress, it
would be a career complete.
*https://qz.com/1008231/fidget-spinners-confiscated-in-germany-will-be-destroyed-by-customs-officials/
** When your fidget spinner is spinning try to rotate your wrist. Quite a different feeling from when it is at rest. Your wrist must work a little harder to move the spinning fidget. BTW, angular momentum is why we can ride bicycles successfully.
** When your fidget spinner is spinning try to rotate your wrist. Quite a different feeling from when it is at rest. Your wrist must work a little harder to move the spinning fidget. BTW, angular momentum is why we can ride bicycles successfully.
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North Korea
NOKO
claims “sanctions unfair.” As you know, the US has imposed some sanctions on Chinese banks working with North Korea. Here's the response from NOKO.
Whoa, President Trump. Whoa, on those financial sanctions.
You gave us only a warning – then a briefing.Y
You
didn’t give us a final warning.
You didn’t give us an ultimate final warning.
You didn’t give us an ultimate final warning where you count to 10.
You didn’t ever say “Cut it out.”
You didn’t ever say, “You’re grounded.”
You didn’t give us an ultimate final warning.
You didn’t give us an ultimate final warning where you count to 10.
You didn’t ever say “Cut it out.”
You didn’t ever say, “You’re grounded.”
This
is totally unfair. You are at fault! I am the victim here. I’ll show you.
Kim
jong un
Petulant-in-chief
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Illinois and Peurto Rico are broke. Both are billions in debt with unfunded
liabilities and with almost no chance of repayment.
PR, with debt of $120B, voted
overwhelmingly to be annexed to the United States, becoming the 51st
state. Washington seems uninterested. Illinois is about $251B in unfunded liabilities and more than $15B in ready unpaid bills with legal
restrictions about declaring bankruptcy.
Wherever should be done?
Solution. Let Illinois
annex Puerto Rico. It’s an new idea, that
of one state annexing a territory. This
is breaking new ground, and possibly legal. It would give them both leverage to extract
federal money to bail them out.
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