Cable
News. I watch cable news mostly. You can tell what stations if I tell you the
advertisers. A. Insurance, life, auto,
home, all. B. Drugs, many for unusual
conditions. C. Automobiles. D. Weight loss programs – where the food is mailed
to you. High profit products all, I see
the same ads dozens of times, ad nauseum
These are actually common to all cable news channels.
The
content is mostly about events, polls, rumors. Occasionally, there is actual news, like a
train derails, or congress passes a bill – rare. But this is just the filler placed between
their favorite offerings, and those are Opinions. They
come in non-dietetic quantities. Lumping
events, polls, and rumors into “news,” fake and otherwise, we use the symbol “N.” Symbolically, this means I/you get daily servings
of OAN, or opinions about the news. This
is OK, but the stations, wanting to feed the frenzy of their viewers then move
on to OAOAN, or opinions about the opinions about the news. Sometimes, a side dish of vitriol is measured
in. If that’s not enough, we also have
OAOAOAN – you guess it.
It is endless, it
is cyclic, and it’s boring. But cheap to
produce, I’m sure. Occasionally, after
they obsess for days on one topic, they give it a rest, only for us to
see it reborn a week or so later. So, we
get OAOAN, then a delay, with more of the same OAOAN occasionally updated with variations
of the same talking points.
Naturally,
the “O’s” above cross channel lines, with say the opinions expressed on one
channel are about opinions expressed on another. Crazy?
Yes.
It is
doubtful any of these channels makes any converts to their station or to any opinion, preferring to feed an apoplectic
audience roughly the same meal 24/7.
Such is the news. No journalists
need apply. Old style journalism, like
congressional compromise are relics of the past, best left to historians. But wait, history has been infected with
opinion as well, though sometimes more subtle.
It is something like an entire generation of historical literature and
biography will need correction years from now.
The tennis channel has more news, though only about tennis.
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